sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

(Source: alienswerve, via readingaroundthemovies)


Other people are not medicine.

It took me 9 years to figure that out (via eluciidate)

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can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via radical-illusion)